CANDY ASS Men's Essential Tee

$44.95

CANDY ASS
As part of my fictional porn star names collection, here is Candy Ass. Everybody has an ass but a Candy Ass is an evolutionary wonder to behold... and savour! Upscale buns deserve to be celebrated and caressed. Makes a great gift!

DETAILS
This Men's essential t-shirt feels soft and light, with just the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable but yet flattering. The must-have t-shirt in your wardrobe when a classic becomes your wearable attitude.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colours contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• 30 single
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Side-seamed

WASHING INSTRUCTIONS
Digital designs can be preserved very well if these recommended care instructions are followed.
• T-shirts should be washed inside out and set on a gentle machine cycle in cold water
• To avoid any form of fading, machine drying is not recommended.
• Lay flat to dry
• Dry cleaning is not recommended

HIGH-QUALITY PRINTING
Digital Print
The colours are sprayed onto the product. This is done with a computer-controlled printer. Inked surface.

SPECIAL ORDERS
We do special orders. Please contact us at joan@joanseed.ca for enquiries. Love, Joan.

CANDY ASS Women's Essential Tee

$44.95

CANDY ASS
As part of my fictional porn star names collection, here is Candy Ass. Everybody has an ass but a Candy Ass is an evolutionary wonder to behold... and savour! Upscale buns deserve to be celebrated and caressed. Makes a great gift!

DETAILS
You can't help but feel great in this soft and light fashionable, feminine cut, ring-spun Women Essential T-shirt. The must-have in your wardrobe when a classic becomes your wearable attitude.
• 100% combed ring-spun cotton (heather colours contain polyester)
• 30 singles thread weight
• Fabric weight: 4.5 oz.
• Seamed collarette
• Classic semi-contoured silhouette with side seam


WASHING INSTRUCTIONS
Digital designs can be preserved very well if these recommended care instructions are followed.
• T-shirts should be washed inside out and set on a gentle machine cycle in cold water
• To avoid any form of fading, machine drying is not recommended.
• Lay flat to dry
• Dry cleaning is not recommended

HIGH-QUALITY PRINTING
Digital Print
The colours are sprayed onto the product. This is done with a computer-controlled printer. Inked surface.

SPECIAL ORDERS
We do special orders. Please contact us at joan@joanseed.ca for enquiries. Love, Joan.
SIZE GUIDE
<table cellpadding="5">
<tbody>
<tr>
<td> </td>
<td>S</td>
<td>M</td>
<td>L</td>
<td>XL</td>
<td>2XL</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Width (inches) </td>
<td>17 ¼</td>
<td>19 ¼</td>
<td>21 ¼</td>
<td>23 ¼</td>
<td>25 ¼</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Height (inches) </td>
<td>25 ½</td>
<td>26</td>
<td>27</td>
<td>28</td>
<td>28 ½</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Width (cm) </td>
<td>44</td>
<td>49</td>
<td>54</td>
<td>59</td>
<td>64</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Height (cm) </td>
<td>65</td>
<td>66</td>
<td>69</td>
<td>71</td>
<td>72</td>
</tr>
</tbody>
</table>

HUSH MONEY Men's Essential Tee

$44.95

I ACCEPT HUSH MONEY
If you’re like me, you wouldn’t think twice about accepting 130 grand for saying you didn’t sleep with someone. If discretion is your biggest talent and you want everybody to know, this is for you. From the tabloids to the witness stands, this business is growing every day. Hush money is the new bitcoin. You heard it here first.

DETAILS
This Men's essential t-shirt feels soft and light, with just the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable but yet flattering. The must-have t-shirt in your wardrobe when a classic becomes your wearable attitude.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colours contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• 30 single
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Side-seamed

WASHING INSTRUCTIONS
Digital designs can be preserved very well if these recommended care instructions are followed.
• T-shirts should be washed inside out and set on a gentle machine cycle in cold water
• To avoid any form of fading, machine drying is not recommended.
• Lay flat to dry
• Dry cleaning is not recommended

HIGH-QUALITY PRINTING
Digital Print
The colours are sprayed onto the product. This is done with a computer-controlled printer. Inked surface.

SPECIAL ORDERS
We do special orders. Please contact us at joan@joanseed.ca for enquiries. Love, Joan.

HUSH MONEY Warm Up Unisex Hoodie

$59.95

I ACCEPT HUSH MONEY
If you’re like me, you wouldn’t think twice about accepting 130 grand for saying you didn’t sleep with someone. If discretion is your biggest talent and you want everybody to know, this is for you. From the tabloids to the witness stands, this business is growing every day. Hush money is the new bitcoin. You heard it here first.

DETAILS
• 50% cotton/50% polyester
• Reduced pilling and softer air-jet spun yarn
• Double-lined hood
• 1x1 athletic rib knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Double-needle stitching throughout
• Front pouch pocket
Everyone needs a go-to, cosy sweatshirt to curl up in, so go for one that's soft, smooth, and stylish. It's also perfect for cooler evenings!

WASHING INSTRUCTIONS
Digital designs can be preserved very well if these recommended care instructions are followed.
• Hoodies should be washed inside out and set on a gentle machine cycle in cold water
• To avoid any form of fading, machine drying is not recommended.
• Lay flat to dry
 • Dry cleaning is not recommended

HIGH-QUALITY PRINTING
Digital Print
The colours are sprayed onto the product. This is done with a computer-controlled printer. Inked surface.

SPECIAL ORDERS
We do special orders. Please contact us at joan@joanseed.ca for enquiries. Love, Joan.

SIZE GUIDE

HUSH MONEY Women's Essential Tee

$44.95

I ACCEPT HUSH MONEY
If you’re like me, you wouldn’t think twice about accepting 130 grand for saying you didn’t sleep with someone. If discretion is your biggest talent and you want everybody to know, this is for you. From the tabloids to the witness stands, this business is growing every day. Hush money is the new bitcoin. You heard it here first.

DETAILS
You can't help but feel great in this soft and light fashionable, feminine cut, ring-spun Women Essential T-shirt. The must-have in your wardrobe when a classic becomes your wearable attitude.
• 100% combed ring-spun cotton (heather colours contain polyester)
• 30 singles thread weight
• Fabric weight: 4.5 oz.
• Seamed collarette
• Classic semi-contoured silhouette with side seam


WASHING INSTRUCTIONS
Digital designs can be preserved very well if these recommended care instructions are followed.
• T-shirts should be washed inside out and set on a gentle machine cycle in cold water
• To avoid any form of fading, machine drying is not recommended.
• Lay flat to dry
• Dry cleaning is not recommended

HIGH-QUALITY PRINTING
Digital Print
The colours are sprayed onto the product. This is done with a computer-controlled printer. Inked surface.

SPECIAL ORDERS
We do special orders. Please contact us at joan@joanseed.ca for enquiries. Love, Joan.
SIZE GUIDE
<table cellpadding="5">
<tbody>
<tr>
<td> </td>
<td>S</td>
<td>M</td>
<td>L</td>
<td>XL</td>
<td>2XL</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Width (inches) </td>
<td>17 ¼</td>
<td>19 ¼</td>
<td>21 ¼</td>
<td>23 ¼</td>
<td>25 ¼</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Height (inches) </td>
<td>25 ½</td>
<td>26</td>
<td>27</td>
<td>28</td>
<td>28 ½</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Width (cm) </td>
<td>44</td>
<td>49</td>
<td>54</td>
<td>59</td>
<td>64</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Height (cm) </td>
<td>65</td>
<td>66</td>
<td>69</td>
<td>71</td>
<td>72</td>
</tr>
</tbody>
</table>

HUSH MONEY Urban Unisex Tank

$44.95

I ACCEPT HUSH MONEY
If you’re like me, you wouldn’t think twice about accepting 130 grand for saying you didn’t sleep with someone. If discretion is your biggest talent and you want everybody to know, this is for you. From the tabloids to the witness stands, this business is growing every day. Hush money is the new bitcoin. You heard it here first.

DETAILS
• This apparel has a unisex fit. Simply perfect for all genders
• 100% combed and ringspun cotton
• Tri-blends are 50% polyester/25% combed/25% ringspun cotton/rayon
• Side-seamed, unisex sizing
• Sizes - XS-2XL
A classic, all-purpose unisex tank. A timeless classic intended for anyone looking for great quality and softness.

WASHING INSTRUCTIONS
Digital designs can be preserved very well if these recommended care instructions are followed.
• Tanks should be washed inside out and set on a gentle machine cycle in cold water
• To avoid any form of fading, machine drying is not recommended.
• Lay flat to dry
• Dry cleaning is not recommended

HIGH-QUALITY PRINTING
Digital Print
The colours are sprayed onto the product. This is done with a computer-controlled printer. Inked surface.

SPECIAL ORDERS
We do special orders. Please contact us at joan@joanseed.ca for enquiries. Love, Joan.

INTERFERENCE Men's Essential Tee

$44.95

INTERFERENCE
I’ve been in this jar for decades. I have no notion of time. As my head floats, I am in a state of ecstasy. All my senses are heightened and fulfilled. My reality can be anything I chose. Space and time are no obstacle to my whims. Everything smells good, everything is delicious, everything is delightful. My hair and makeup are always perfect. I feel excited yet relaxed.   Suddenly, wires cross. A mousse had been chewing around. My neuroreceptors will be burnt out in seconds. That’s what I call interference.

DETAILS
This Men's essential t-shirt feels soft and light, with just the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable but yet flattering. The must-have t-shirt in your wardrobe when a classic becomes your wearable attitude.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colours contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• 30 single
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Side-seamed

WASHING INSTRUCTIONS
Digital designs can be preserved very well if these recommended care instructions are followed.
• T-shirts should be washed inside out and set on a gentle machine cycle in cold water
• To avoid any form of fading, machine drying is not recommended.
• Lay flat to dry
• Dry cleaning is not recommended

HIGH-QUALITY PRINTING
Digital Print
The colours are sprayed onto the product. This is done with a computer-controlled printer. Inked surface.

SPECIAL ORDERS
We do special orders. Please contact us at joan@joanseed.ca for enquiries. Love, Joan.

INTERFERENCE Women's Essential Tee

$44.95

INTERFERENCE
I’ve been in this jar for decades. I have no notion of time. As my head floats, I am in a state of ecstasy. All my senses are heightened and fulfilled. My reality can be anything I chose. Space and time are no obstacle to my whims. Everything smells good, everything is delicious, everything is delightful. My hair and makeup are always perfect. I feel excited yet relaxed.   Suddenly, wires cross. A mousse had been chewing around. My neuroreceptors will be burnt out in seconds. That’s what I call interference.

DETAILS
You can't help but feel great in this soft and light fashionable, feminine cut, ring-spun Women Essential T-shirt. The must-have in your wardrobe when a classic becomes your wearable attitude. 
• 100% combed ring-spun cotton (heather colours contain polyester)
• 30 singles thread weight
• Fabric weight: 4.5 oz.
• Seamed collarette
• Classic semi-contoured silhouette with side seam

WASHING INSTRUCTIONS
Digital designs can be preserved very well if these recommended care instructions are followed.
• T-shirts should be washed inside out and set on a gentle machine cycle in cold water
• To avoid any form of fading, machine drying is not recommended.
• Lay flat to dry
• Dry cleaning is not recommended

HIGH-QUALITY PRINTING
Digital Print
The colours are sprayed onto the product. This is done with a computer-controlled printer. Inked surface.

SPECIAL ORDERS
We do special orders. Please contact us at joan@joanseed.ca for enquiries. Love, Joan.

SIZE GUIDE
<table cellpadding="5">
<tbody>
<tr>
<td> </td>
<td>S</td>
<td>M</td>
<td>L</td>
<td>XL</td>
<td>2XL</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Width (inches) </td>
<td>17 ¼</td>
<td>19 ¼</td>
<td>21 ¼</td>
<td>23 ¼</td>
<td>25 ¼</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Height (inches) </td>
<td>25 ½</td>
<td>26</td>
<td>27</td>
<td>28</td>
<td>28 ½</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Width (cm) </td>
<td>44</td>
<td>49</td>
<td>54</td>
<td>59</td>
<td>64</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Height (cm) </td>
<td>65</td>
<td>66</td>
<td>69</td>
<td>71</td>
<td>72</td>
</tr>
</tbody>
</table>

INTERFERENCE Warm Up Unisex Hoodie

$59.95

INTERFERENCE
I’ve been in this jar for decades. I have no notion of time. As my head floats, I am in a state of ecstasy. All my senses are heightened and fulfilled. My reality can be anything I chose. Space and time are no obstacle to my whims. Everything smells good, everything is delicious, everything is delightful. My hair and makeup are always perfect. I feel excited yet relaxed.   Suddenly, wires cross. A mousse had been chewing around. My neuroreceptors will be burnt out in seconds. That’s what I call interference.

DETAILS
• This apparel has a unisex fit. Simply perfect for all genders
• 50% cotton/50% polyester
• Reduced pilling and softer air-jet spun yarn
• Double-lined hood
• 1x1 athletic rib knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Double-needle stitching throughout
• Front pouch pocket
Everyone needs a go-to, cosy sweatshirt to curl up in, so go for one that's soft, smooth, and stylish. It's also perfect for cooler evenings!

WASHING INSTRUCTIONS
Digital designs can be preserved very well if these recommended care instructions are followed.
• Hoodies should be washed inside out and set on a gentle machine cycle in cold water
• To avoid any form of fading, machine drying is not recommended.
• Lay flat to dry • Dry cleaning is not recommended

HIGH-QUALITY PRINTING
Digital Print
The colours are sprayed onto the product. This is done with a computer-controlled printer. Inked surface.

SPECIAL ORDERS
We do special orders. Please contact us at joan@joanseed.ca for enquiries. Love, Joan

SIZE GUIDE

INTERFERENCE Urban Unisex Tank

$44.95

INTERFERENCE
I’ve been in this jar for decades. I have no notion of time. As my head floats, I am in a state of ecstasy. All my senses are heightened and fulfilled. My reality can be anything I chose. Space and time are no obstacle to my whims. Everything smells good, everything is delicious, everything is delightful. My hair and makeup are always perfect. I feel excited yet relaxed.   Suddenly, wires cross. A mousse had been chewing around. My neuroreceptors will be burnt out in seconds. That’s what I call interference.

DETAILS
• This apparel has a unisex fit. Simply perfect for all genders
• 100% combed and ringspun cotton
• Tri-blends are 50% polyester/25% combed/25% ringspun cotton/rayon
• Side-seamed, unisex sizing
• Sizes - XS-2XL
A classic, all-purpose unisex tank. A timeless classic intended for anyone looking for great quality and softness.

WASHING INSTRUCTIONS
Digital designs can be preserved very well if these recommended care instructions are followed.
• Tanks should be washed inside out and set on a gentle machine cycle in cold water
• To avoid any form of fading, machine drying is not recommended.
• Lay flat to dry
• Dry cleaning is not recommended

HIGH-QUALITY PRINTING
Digital Print
The colours are sprayed onto the product. This is done with a computer-controlled printer. Inked surface.

SPECIAL ORDERS
We do special orders. Please contact us at joan@joanseed.ca for enquiries. Love, Joan.

SIZE GUIDE
<table cellpadding="5">
<tbody>
<tr>
<td> </td>
<td>XS</td>
<td>S</td>
<td>M</td>
<td>L</td>
<td>XL</td>
<td>2XL</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Body Length (inches) </td>
<td>26</td>
<td>27</td>
<td>28</td>
<td>29</td>
<td>30</td>
<td>31</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Body Width (inches) </td>
<td>16 ¼</td>
<td>18 ¼</td>
<td>20 ¼</td>
<td>22 ¼</td>
<td>24 ¼</td>
<td>26 ¼</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Body Length (cm) </td>
<td>66</td>
<td>69</td>
<td>71</td>
<td>74</td>
<td>76</td>
<td>79</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Body Width (cm) </td>
<td>41</td>
<td>46</td>
<td>51</td>
<td>57</td>
<td>62</td>
<td>67</td>
</tr>
</tbody>
</table>

INTERFERENCE Higher Men’s Tank

$49.95

INTERFERENCE
I’ve been in this jar for decades. I have no notion of time. As my head floats, I am in a state of ecstasy. All my senses are heightened and fulfilled. My reality can be anything I chose. Space and time are no obstacle to my whims. Everything smells good, everything is delicious, everything is delightful. My hair and makeup are always perfect. I feel excited yet relaxed.   Suddenly, wires cross. A mousse had been chewing around. My neuroreceptors will be burnt out in seconds. That’s what I call interference.

DETAILS
• 96% polyester, 4% elastane
• Fabric weight: 6.13 oz/yd² (208 g/m²)
• Printed, cut, and hand-sewn by our in-house team
• Four-way stretch material stretches and recovers on the cross and lengthwise grains
• Made in the USA
This tank is super soft, comfortable, and lightweight – perfect for a summer's day!

WASHING INSTRUCTIONS
Sublimation prints can be preserved very well if these recommended care instructions are followed.
• Tanks should be washed inside out and set on a gentle machine cycle in cold water
• To avoid any form of fading, machine drying is not recommended.
• Lay flat to dry
• Dry cleaning is not recommended

HIGH-QUALITY PRINTING
Sublimation Print
Unique sublimation dyes are transferred to sheets of “transfer” paper via liquid gel ink. It is then placed on a heat press along with the substrate to be sublimated.

SPECIAL ORDERS
We do special orders. Please contact us at joan@joanseed.ca for enquiries. Love, Joan.

SIZE GUIDE
<table cellpadding="5">
<tbody>
<tr>
<td> </td>
<td>XS</td>
<td>S</td>
<td>M</td>
<td>L</td>
<td>XL</td>
<td>2XL</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Chest (inches) </td>
<td>30 - 32</td>
<td>34 - 36</td>
<td>38 - 40</td>
<td>42 - 44</td>
<td>46 - 48</td>
<td>50 - 52</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Waist (inches) </td>
<td>28 - 30</td>
<td>30 - 32</td>
<td>32 - 33</td>
<td>33 - 34</td>
<td>36 - 38</td>
<td>40 - 42</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Chest (cm) </td>
<td>76-81</td>
<td>86-91</td>
<td>97-102</td>
<td>107-112</td>
<td>117-122</td>
<td>127-132</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Waist (cm) </td>
<td>71-76</td>
<td>76-81</td>
<td>81-84</td>
<td>84-86</td>
<td>91-97</td>
<td>102-107</td>
</tr>
</tbody>
</table>

INTERFERENCE Higher Men’s Tee

$79.95

INTERFERENCE
I’ve been in this jar for decades. I have no notion of time. As my head floats, I am in a state of ecstasy. All my senses are heightened and fulfilled. My reality can be anything I chose. Space and time are no obstacle to my whims. Everything smells good, everything is delicious, everything is delightful. My hair and makeup are always perfect. I feel excited yet relaxed.   Suddenly, wires cross. A mousse had been chewing around. My neuroreceptors will be burnt out in seconds. That’s what I call interference.

DETAILS
Your new favourite All-Over T-shirt is made from super smooth and comfortable cotton touch polyester jersey that won’t fade after washing. When your attitude makes a 380-degree statement.
• Regular fit
• 96% polyester/4% elastane
• 96% polyester/4% elastane • Premium knit mid-weight jersey
• Fabric weight: 6.13 oz/yd² (208 g/m²)
• Four-way stretch fabric that stretches and recovers on the cross and lengthwise grains

WASHING INSTRUCTIONS
Sublimation prints can be preserved very well if these recommended care instructions are followed.
• T-shirts should be washed inside out and set on a gentle machine cycle in cold water
• To avoid any form of fading, machine drying is not recommended.
• Lay flat to dry
• Dry cleaning is not recommended

HIGH-QUALITY PRINTING
Sublimation Print
Unique sublimation dyes are transferred to sheets of “transfer” paper via liquid gel ink. It is then placed on a heat press along with the substrate to be sublimated.

SPECIAL ORDERS
We do special orders. Please contact us at joan@joanseed.ca for enquiries. Love, Joan.

SIZE GUIDE
<table cellpadding="5">
<tbody>
<tr>
<td> </td>
<td>XS</td>
<td>S</td>
<td>M</td>
<td>L</td>
<td>XL</td>
<td>2XL</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Chest (inches) </td>
<td>31 ¼</td>
<td>34</td>
<td>36 ⅜</td>
<td>42</td>
<td>47</td>
<td>51 ⅝</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Length (inches) </td>
<td>27 ½</td>
<td>28 ¼</td>
<td>29 ⅜</td>
<td>30 ⅝</td>
<td>31 ¼</td>
<td>32 ¼</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Chest (cm) </td>
<td>79</td>
<td>86</td>
<td>92</td>
<td>107</td>
<td>119</td>
<td>131</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Length (cm) </td>
<td>70</td>
<td>72</td>
<td>75</td>
<td>78</td>
<td>79</td>
<td>82</td>
</tr>
</tbody>
</table>

CANDY ASS Men's Muscle Up Tee

$42.95

CANDY ASS
As part of my fictional porn star names collection, here is Candy Ass. Everybody has an ass but a Candy Ass is an evolutionary wonder to behold... and savor! Upscale buns deserve to be celebrated and caressed. Makes a great gift!

DETAILS
This soft, sleeveless tank is so comfy you're going to want to wear it everywhere, be it on your couch, out on a walk, or during your workout sessions. The relaxed fit and low-cut armholes gives it a casual, urban look.
• 100% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Wide armholes
• Modern fit, simply right on your body

WASHING INSTRUCTIONS
Digital designs can be preserved very well if these recommended care instructions are followed
• T-shirts should be washed inside out and set on a gentle machine cycle in cold water
• To avoid any form of fading, machine drying is not recommended
• Lay flat to dry
• Dry cleaning is not recommended

HIGH-QUALITY PRINTING
Digital Print
The colours are sprayed onto the product. This is done with a computer-controlled printer. Inked surface.

SPECIAL ORDERS
We do special orders. Please contact us at joan@joanseed.ca for enquiries. Love, Joan.

SIZE GUIDE

HUSH MONEY Men's Muscle Up Tee

$42.95

I ACCEPT HUSH MONEY
If you’re like me, you wouldn’t think twice about accepting 130 grand for saying you didn’t sleep with someone. If discretion is your biggest talent and you want everybody to know, this is for you. From the tabloids to the witness stands, this business is growing everyday. Hush money is the new bitcoin. You heard it here first.

DETAILS
This soft, sleeveless tank is so comfy you're going to want to wear it everywhere, be it on your couch, out on a walk, or during your workout sessions. The relaxed fit and low-cut armholes gives it a casual, urban look.
• 100% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Wide armholes
• Modern fit, simply right on your body

WASHING INSTRUCTIONS
Digital designs can be preserved very well if these recommended care instructions are followed
• T-shirts should be washed inside out and set on a gentle machine cycle in cold water
• To avoid any form of fading, machine drying is not recommended
• Lay flat to dry
• Dry cleaning is not recommended

HIGH-QUALITY PRINTING
Digital Print
The colours are sprayed onto the product. This is done with a computer-controlled printer. Inked surface.

SPECIAL ORDERS
We do special orders. Please contact us at joan@joanseed.ca for enquiries. Love, Joan.

SIZE GUIDE

INTERFERENCE Men's Muscle Up Tee

$42.95

INTERFERENCE
I’ve been in this jar for decades. I have no notion of time. As my head floats, I am in a state of ecstasy. All my senses are heightened and fulfilled. My reality can be anything I chose. Space and time are no obstacle to my whims. Everything smells good, everything is delicious, everything is delightful. My hair and makeup are always perfect. I feel excited yet relaxed.

Suddenly, wires cross. A mousse had been chewing around. My neuroreceptors will be burnt out in seconds. That’s what I call interference.

DETAILS
This soft, sleeveless tank is so comfy you're going to want to wear it everywhere, be it on your couch, out on a walk, or during your workout sessions. The relaxed fit and low-cut armholes gives it a casual, urban look.
• 100% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Wide armholes
• Modern fit, simply right on your body

WASHING INSTRUCTIONS
Digital designs can be preserved very well if these recommended care instructions are followed
• T-shirts should be washed inside out and set on a gentle machine cycle in cold water
• To avoid any form of fading, machine drying is not recommended
• Lay flat to dry
• Dry cleaning is not recommended

HIGH-QUALITY PRINTING
Digital Print
The colours are sprayed onto the product. This is done with a computer-controlled printer. Inked surface.

SPECIAL ORDERS
We do special orders. Please contact us at joan@joanseed.ca for enquiries. Love, Joan.

SIZE GUIDE

CANNABIS AIRLINES Men's Muscle Up Tee

$42.95

CANNABIS AIRLINES
Take a trip. Cannabis Airlines is currently boarding passengers at gate 420. Travellers come from all walks of life. We're a very welcoming airline.

DETAILS
This soft, sleeveless tank is so comfy you're going to want to wear it everywhere, be it on your couch, out on a walk, or during your workout sessions. The relaxed fit and low-cut armholes gives it a casual, urban look.
• 100% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Wide armholes
• Modern fit, simply right on your body

WASHING INSTRUCTIONS
Digital designs can be preserved very well if these recommended care instructions are followed
• T-shirts should be washed inside out and set on a gentle machine cycle in cold water
• To avoid any form of fading, machine drying is not recommended
• Lay flat to dry
• Dry cleaning is not recommended

HIGH-QUALITY PRINTING
Digital Print
The colours are sprayed onto the product. This is done with a computer-controlled printer. Inked surface.

SPECIAL ORDERS
We do special orders. Please contact us at joan@joanseed.ca for enquiries. Love, Joan.

SIZE GUIDE

PURPLE KUSH Men's Muscle Up Tee

$42.95

PURPLE KUSH
Superheroes can be fascinating but this one has magical powers. He goes by the name of Purple Kush. He neutralizes negative emotions with his phaser, which incidentally looks like a bong! Purple Kush, rescue me!

DETAILS
This soft, sleeveless tank is so comfy you're going to want to wear it everywhere, be it on your couch, out on a walk, or during your workout sessions. The relaxed fit and low-cut armholes gives it a casual, urban look.
• 100% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Wide armholes
• Modern fit, simply right on your body

WASHING INSTRUCTIONS
Digital designs can be preserved very well if these recommended care instructions are followed
• T-shirts should be washed inside out and set on a gentle machine cycle in cold water
• To avoid any form of fading, machine drying is not recommended
• Lay flat to dry
• Dry cleaning is not recommended

HIGH-QUALITY PRINTING
Digital Print
The colours are sprayed onto the product. This is done with a computer-controlled printer. Inked surface.

SPECIAL ORDERS
We do special orders. Please contact us at joan@joanseed.ca for enquiries. Love, Joan.

SIZE GUIDE

CUNTY Men's Muscle Up Tee

$42.95

CUNTY
A lot of people called me names when I was little. Today, I call myself names. Cunty is one of them. Harness the inner force of cunt. And yes, even a man can be cunty. Don't men have a lot to learn from women? The art of cuntiness rests in someone's ability to be sharp and assertive yet deeply feminine, not unlike roses. When you wear this, it serves as a warning for others. These are roses I drew while I was in rehab.

DETAILS
This soft, sleeveless tank is so comfy you're going to want to wear it everywhere, be it on your couch, out on a walk, or during your workout sessions. The relaxed fit and low-cut armholes gives it a casual, urban look.
• 100% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Wide armholes
• Modern fit, simply right on your body

WASHING INSTRUCTIONS
Digital designs can be preserved very well if these recommended care instructions are followed
• T-shirts should be washed inside out and set on a gentle machine cycle in cold water
• To avoid any form of fading, machine drying is not recommended
• Lay flat to dry
• Dry cleaning is not recommended

HIGH-QUALITY PRINTING
Digital Print
The colours are sprayed onto the product. This is done with a computer-controlled printer. Inked surface.

SPECIAL ORDERS
We do special orders. Please contact us at joan@joanseed.ca for enquiries. Love, Joan.

SIZE GUIDE

NICE COCK Men's Muscle Up Tee

$42.95

NICE COCK
Fowl or appendage, you decide. On the subject of manhood I have to say: a nice one can really open doors!

DETAILS
This soft, sleeveless tank is so comfy you're going to want to wear it everywhere, be it on your couch, out on a walk, or during your workout sessions. The relaxed fit and low-cut armholes gives it a casual, urban look.
• 100% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Wide armholes
• Modern fit, simply right on your body

WASHING INSTRUCTIONS
Digital designs can be preserved very well if these recommended care instructions are followed
• T-shirts should be washed inside out and set on a gentle machine cycle in cold water
• To avoid any form of fading, machine drying is not recommended
• Lay flat to dry
• Dry cleaning is not recommended

HIGH-QUALITY PRINTING
Digital Print
The colours are sprayed onto the product. This is done with a computer-controlled printer. Inked surface.

SPECIAL ORDERS
We do special orders. Please contact us at joan@joanseed.ca for enquiries. Love, Joan.

SIZE GUIDE

ACCIDENTAL BITCH Men's Muscle Up Tee

$42.95

ACCIDENTAL BITCH
Did you ever say or do something that turned out to be so sharp and conniving that you couldn't have planned it even if you'd tried?

DETAILS
This soft, sleeveless tank is so comfy you're going to want to wear it everywhere, be it on your couch, out on a walk, or during your workout sessions. The relaxed fit and low-cut armholes gives it a casual, urban look.
• 100% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Wide armholes
• Modern fit, simply right on your body

WASHING INSTRUCTIONS
Digital designs can be preserved very well if these recommended care instructions are followed
• T-shirts should be washed inside out and set on a gentle machine cycle in cold water
• To avoid any form of fading, machine drying is not recommended
• Lay flat to dry
• Dry cleaning is not recommended

HIGH-QUALITY PRINTING
Digital Print
The colours are sprayed onto the product. This is done with a computer-controlled printer. Inked surface.

SPECIAL ORDERS
We do special orders. Please contact us at joan@joanseed.ca for enquiries. Love, Joan.

SIZE GUIDE

CANNABIS AIRLINES WINGS Men's Muscle Up Tee

$42.95

CANNABIS AIRLINES WINGS
Take a trip. Cannabis Airlines is currently boarding passengers at gate 420. Travellers come from all walks of life. We're a very welcoming airline.

DETAILS
This soft, sleeveless tank is so comfy you're going to want to wear it everywhere, be it on your couch, out on a walk, or during your workout sessions. The relaxed fit and low-cut armholes gives it a casual, urban look.
• 100% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Wide armholes
• Modern fit, simply right on your body

WASHING INSTRUCTIONS
Digital designs can be preserved very well if these recommended care instructions are followed
• T-shirts should be washed inside out and set on a gentle machine cycle in cold water
• To avoid any form of fading, machine drying is not recommended
• Lay flat to dry
• Dry cleaning is not recommended

HIGH-QUALITY PRINTING
Digital Print
The colours are sprayed onto the product. This is done with a computer-controlled printer. Inked surface.

SPECIAL ORDERS
We do special orders. Please contact us at joan@joanseed.ca for enquiries. Love, Joan.

SIZE GUIDE

CANNABIS AIRLINES WINGS Men's Muscle Up Tee

FUCK SPRAY Men's Essential Tee

$44.95

FUCK SPRAY

Pack a can in your purse and spray liberally in case of an emergency or simply because you're in that kind of mood! It's my favorite educational tool, education without explanation. Regular or vanilla scented. This Roy Lichtenstein inspired design can be yours in a wide range of sizes and colors!

 DETAILS

This Men's essential t-shirt feels soft and light, with just the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable but yet flattering. The must-have t-shirt in your wardrobe when a classic becomes your wearable attitude.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colours contain polyester)  • Pre-shrunk

• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)

• 30 single

• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

• Side-seamed

WASHING INSTRUCTIONS

Digital designs can be preserved very well if these recommended care instructions are followed.

• T-shirts should be washed inside out and set on a gentle machine cycle in cold water

• To avoid any form of fading, machine drying is not recommended

• Lay flat to dry

• Dry cleaning is not recommended

HIGH-QUALITY PRINTING

Digital Print

The colours are sprayed onto the product. This is done with a computer-controlled printer. Inked surface.

SPECIAL ORDERS

We do special orders. Please contact us at joan@joanseed.ca for enquiries. Love, Joan.

FUCK SPRAY Warm Up Unisex Hoodie

$49.95

FUCK SPRAY

Pack a can in your purse and spray liberally in case of an emergency or simply because you're in that kind of mood! It's my favorite educational tool, education without explanation. Regular or vanilla scented. This Roy Lichtenstein inspired design can be yours in a wide range of sizes and colors!

DETAILS

Everyone needs a go-to, cosy sweatshirt to curl up in, so go for one that's soft, smooth, and stylish. It's also perfect for cooler evenings!  • This apparel has a unisex fit. Simply perfect for all genders

• 50% cotton/50% polyester

• Reduced pilling and softer air-jet spun yarn

• Double-lined hood

• 1x1 athletic rib knit cuffs and waistband with spandex

• Double-needle stitching throughout

• Front pouch pocket

WASHING INSTRUCTIONS

Digital designs can be preserved very well if these recommended care instructions are followed.

• Hoodies should be washed inside out and set on a gentle machine cycle in cold water

• To avoid any form of fading, machine drying is not recommended.

• Lay flat to dry  • Dry cleaning is not recommended

HIGH-QUALITY PRINTING

Digital Print

The colors are sprayed onto the product. This is done with a computer-controlled printer. Inked surface.

SPECIAL ORDERS

We do special orders. Please contact us at joan@joanseed.ca for enquiries. Love, Joan.

FUCK SPRAY Women's Essential Tee

$44.95

FUCK SPRAY
Pack a can in your purse and spray liberally in case of an emergency or simply because you're in that kind of mood! It's my favorite educational tool, education without explanation. Regular or vanilla scented. This Roy Lichtenstein inspired design can be yours in a wide range of sizes and colors!

DETAILS
You can't help but feel great in this soft and light fashionable, feminine cut, ring-spun Women Essential T-shirt. The must-have in your wardrobe when a classic becomes your wearable attitude.  
• 100% combed ring-spun cotton (heather colours contain polyester)
• Pre-shrunk • 30 singles thread weight
• Fabric weight: 4.5 oz.
• Seamed collarette
• Classic semi-contoured silhouette with side seam

WASHING INSTRUCTIONS
Digital designs can be preserved very well if these recommended care instructions are followed
• T-shirts should be washed inside out and set on a gentle machine cycle in cold water
• To avoid any form of fading, machine drying is not recommended
• Lay flat to dry
• Dry cleaning is not recommended

HIGH-QUALITY PRINTING
Digital Print
The colors are sprayed onto the product. This is done with a computer-controlled printer. Inked surface.

SPECIAL ORDERS
We do special orders. Please contact us at joan@joanseed.ca for enquiries. Love, Joan.

SIZE GUIDE
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FUCK SPRAY Urban Unisex Tank

$44.95

FUCK SPRAY
Pack a can in your purse and spray liberally in case of an emergency or simply because you're in that kind of mood! It's my favorite educational tool, education without explanation. Regular or vanilla scented. This Roy Lichtenstein inspired design can be yours in a wide range of sizes and colors!

DETAILS
A classic, all-purpose unisex tank. A timeless classic intended for anyone looking for great quality and softness.  
• This apparel has a unisex fit. Simply perfect for all genders
• 100% combed and ringspun cotton
• Tri-blends are 50% polyester/25% combed/25% ringspun cotton/rayon
• Side-seamed, unisex sizing
• Sizes - XS-2XL

WASHING INSTRUCTIONS
Digital designs can be preserved very well if these recommended care instructions are followed
• Tanks should be washed inside out and set on a gentle machine cycle in cold water
• To avoid any form of fading, machine drying is not recommended
• Lay flat to dry
• Dry cleaning is not recommended

HIGH-QUALITY PRINTING
Digital Print
The colors are sprayed onto the product. This is done with a computer-controlled printer. Inked surface.

SPECIAL ORDERS
We do special orders. Please contact us at joan@joanseed.ca for enquiries. Love, Joan.

SIZE GUIDE
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<td> </td>
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<td>2XL</td>
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<td>Body Length (in) </td>
<td>26</td>
<td>27</td>
<td>28</td>
<td>29</td>
<td>30</td>
<td>31</td>
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<td>16 ¼</td>
<td>18 ¼</td>
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<td>Body Length (cm) </td>
<td>66</td>
<td>69</td>
<td>71</td>
<td>74</td>
<td>76</td>
<td>79</td>
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<td>Body Width (cm) </td>
<td>41</td>
<td>46</td>
<td>51</td>
<td>57</td>
<td>62</td>
<td>67</td>
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FUCK SPRAY Unisex Raglan Tee

$49.95

FUCK SPRAY

Pack a can in your purse and spray liberally in case of an emergency or simply because you're in that kind of mood! It's my favorite educational tool, education without explanation. Regular or vanilla scented. This Roy Lichtenstein inspired design can be yours in a wide range of sizes and colors!

DETAILS

A stylish spin on the classic baseball raglan. The combed cotton blend makes it super soft, comfortable, and lightweight.

• 4.5 oz., 30/1 fine knit jersey

• All solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton

• Heather Grey color is 90% cotton/10% polyester

• Heather Denim color is 50% cotton/50% polyester

• ¾ sleeves

• Reactive-dyed for longer-lasting color

• Pre-washed to minimize shrinkage

• Contrast raglan sleeve

WASHING INSTRUCTIONS

Digital designs can be preserved very well if these recommended care instructions are followed.

• T-shirts should be washed inside out and set on a gentle machine cycle in cold water

• To avoid any form of fading, machine drying is not recommended.

• Lay flat to dry • Dry cleaning is not recommended

HIGH-QUALITY PRINTING

Digital Print

The colors are sprayed onto the product. This is done with a computer-controlled printer. Inked surface.

SPECIAL ORDERS

We do special orders. Please contact us at joan@joanseed.ca for enquiries. Love, Joan.

FUCK SPRAY Men's Muscle Up Tee

$42.95

FUCK SPRAY
Pack a can in your purse and spray liberally in case of an emergency or simply because you're in that kind of mood! It's my favorite educational tool, education without explanation. Regular or vanilla scented. This Roy Lichtenstein inspired design can be yours in a wide range of sizes and colors!

DETAILS
This soft, sleeveless tank is so comfy you're going to want to wear it everywhere, be it on your couch, out on a walk, or during your workout sessions. The relaxed fit and low-cut armholes gives it a casual, urban look.
• 100% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Wide armholes
• Modern fit, simply right on your body

WASHING INSTRUCTIONS
Digital designs can be preserved very well if these recommended care instructions are followed
• T-shirts should be washed inside out and set on a gentle machine cycle in cold water
• To avoid any form of fading, machine drying is not recommended
• Lay flat to dry
• Dry cleaning is not recommended

HIGH-QUALITY PRINTING
Digital Print
The colours are sprayed onto the product. This is done with a computer-controlled printer. Inked surface.

SPECIAL ORDERS
We do special orders. Please contact us at joan@joanseed.ca for enquiries. Love, Joan.

SIZE GUIDE

NICE COCK Higher Men’s Tee

$79.95